Lost In Translation
At a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts
In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you
are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarentee no miscarriages.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when
lit up.
On a Viennese restaurant menu: Fried milk, children sandwiches, roast cattle, and boiled sheep
In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for
wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one
should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going
alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front
desk.
A doctor’s office in Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases
At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
At a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.
At a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a tailor shop in Rhodes: Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict order
A laundry in Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
At a Sweedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
