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Dumb Political Quotes

Posted in funny quotes, politicians by Administrator on the April 28th, 2007

Some of the best of the worst: 

“I have the most reliable friend you can have in American politics and that is ready money.” - Sen. Phil Gramm

“Do you come here often?” - Ted Kennedy, to a patron of a Brooklyn soup kitchen

“Too bad 90% of the politicians give the other 10% a bad reputation.” - Henry Kissinger

“We’ve never had a president named Bob.  And I think it’s about time.” - Bob Dole

“There’s nothing wrong with this country that we couldn’t cure by turning it over to the police for a couple of weeks.” - George Wallace, 1967

“There’s no ethical problem there.  I used to teach ethics - trust me.” - William Bennett, George H.W. Bush’s antidrug czar, championing the idea of decapitating drug dealers

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