Athletes may be role models on the field, but off of it they tend to provide some of the best of the worst moments. And here at The Funny Section, we’re happy for it.
Here’s part I of a collection of dumb sports quotes.
“On this team, we are all united in a common goal: to keep my job.” - Lou Holtz
“Sure, there have been deaths and injuries in boxing, but none of them serious.” - Alan Winter
“Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” - Joe Theismann
“We can’t win at home. We can’t win on the road. I just can’t figure out where else to play.” - Pat Williams
“Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.” - Don Shula
“I’d run over my mother to win the Super Bowl.” - Russ Grimm
“Because she is too ugly to kiss goodbye.” - Bum Phillips, on why he takes his wife to road games
