Funny Baseball Quotes
Throughout the years, America’s national pastime has produced some of the greatest quotes, here’s the funniest of the funny:
“He’s turned his life around. He used to be depressed and miserable. Now he’s miserable and depressed.” - Harry Kalas on Gary Maddox
“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there is a man on base.” - Dave Barry
“Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer.” - Ted Williams
“If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.” - George Brett
“If horses can’t eat it, I won’t play on it.” - Dick Allen
“I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to keep playing baseball.” - Pete Rose
“I don’t put any foreign substances on the baseball. Everything I use is from the good old U.S.A.” - George Frazier
