Funny Court Talk
Q: How many trucks do you own?
A: Seventeen.
Q: Seventy?
A: Seventeen.
Q: Seventeen?
A: No, about twelve.
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Q: Tell us your full name, please.
A: Mine?
Q: Yes, sir.
A: 555-2723.
Q: Mr. Daniels, do you have any problems hearing me?
A: Not really.
Q: Where do you live?
A: Pardon?
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Q: Where do you live?
A: LaPosta Trailer Court.
Q: How do you sepll that trailer court?
A: T-r-a-i-l-e-r C-o-u-r-t.
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Q: Do you recall examining a person by the name of Rodney Edginton at the funer chapel?
A: Yes.
Q: Do you recall approximately the time that you examined the body of Mr. Edgington?
A: It was in the evening. The autopsy started at about 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Edgington was dead at that time, is that correct?
A: No, you dumb ***hole. He was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.
