The Funny Section

According to the Sydney Morning Herald, Eyal Gur, a famous Israeli plastic surgeon said that within the next year he expects his revolutionary breast-lift procedure, a.k.a. an internal bra, to be approved.  The procedure only takes forty minutes long and fits a thin titanium bra-like frame with silicone cups to hold the breasts up just under the woman’s skin.  The doctor claims that the procedure will be both less invasive and less expensive than modern breast lifts.

At a Tokyo bar: Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts

In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please.  If you
are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.

In a Czech tourist agency: Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarentee no miscarriages.

In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.

In a Swiss mountain inn: Special today - no ice cream

In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when
lit up.

On a Viennese restaurant menu: Fried milk, children sandwiches, roast cattle, and boiled sheep

In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for
wishing floor.  If the cabin should enter more persons, each one
should press a number of wishing floor.  Driving is then going
alphabetically by national order.

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front 
desk.

A doctor’s office in Rome: Specialist in women and other diseases 

At a Budapest zoo: Please do not feed the animals.  If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

At a Hong Kong dentist: Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.

In a Hong Kong supermarket: For your convenience, we recommend courteous, efficient self-service.

At a Norwegian cocktail lounge: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

In a tailor shop in Rhodes: Order your summer suit.  Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict order

A laundry in Rome: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.

At a Sweedish furrier: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.