I May Be Broke

But I’m Not Flat Busted

Sarah Palin at some point during the 80’s.

Add comment August 31st, 2008

What Does The Vice President Do?

Don’t ask John McCain’s VP pick Sarah Palin, she doesn’t know either:

“As for that V.P. talk all the time, I’ll tell you, I still can’t answer that question until somebody answers for me what is it exactly that the V.P. does every day?”

Surprising she doesn’t know the job, considering her vast wealth of experience. Before becoming Governor for a year and a half of the 4th smallest state in the Union — where she’s already is facing ethics violations — she was part-time mayor of the major city of Wasil Alaskala , a major metropolis with its 5,470 residents making decisions that have affected upwards of a dozen people’s lives.

But she is a woman. As Chuck Todd said:

They really wanted to pick a woman, and there were no obvious choices.

Now that’s sound judgement, being able to find a Republican who’s also a woman who’s also has the vast wealth of experience his campaign is being run on — like a small town mayor recently turned (corrupt) Governor of the influential state of Alaska.

At least she’ll rally her base, being to the Right Jerry Falwell and all. It’s great to have someone running for this office that disregards science and wants creationism — the idea that God put humans on the earth 2,000 years ago and evolution is a myth — taught in public schools.

But, maybe this isn’t for short-term dividends, maybe this will pay off down the road.

Lets see what fellow Repubican Joe Scarborough has to say:

I can’t imagine a woman that’s been a governor for a year and a half, but to debate Joe Biden on Georgia, a remerging Russia, an emerging China and India, on the Middle East, my God, how does she do that?

That should go over well. While Biden talks about staring dictators down, Palin can relate her experiences, like maybe she helped Eskimo Joe rebuild his Igloo or something.

At least the trainwreck this is sure to become will keep McCain in the headlines.

2 comments August 29th, 2008

Do You Know How Many Houses You Own?

Who would’ve thought that this would’ve been a trick question.

Q: How many houses do you and Mrs. McCain have?

A: I think — I’ll have my staff get to you It’s condominiums where — I’ll have them get to you.

Obama’s staff — in lighting fashion — put out their first true negative attack over the gaffe.

Transcript:

I’m Barack Obama, and I approve this message.

Maybe you’re struggling just to pay the mortgage on your home, but recently John McCain said the fundamentals of our economy are strong.

Hmmm.

Then again, that same day when asked how many houses he owns, McCain lost track.

Well, it’s seven. Seven houses. And here’s one house America can’t afford to let John McCain move in to.

Obama goes on the offense at a townhall.

UPDATED:

3 comments August 21st, 2008

And If You Thought Lying About Recipes Was Bad…

After having been caught, not once, but twice lying about cooking recipes, Cindy McCain and John McCain’s staff have been caught lying once again.

This time, lying about being an only child and meeting Mother Teresa.

The latest embellishments come from the McCain camp. Cindy McCain has repeatedly referred to herself as an “only child.” This week came news that she actually has two half sisters, although apparently she had very little contact with them.

From the Christian Science Monitor:

The latest embellishments come from the McCain camp. Cindy McCain has repeatedly referred to herself as an “only child.” This week came news that she actually has two half sisters, although apparently she had very little contact with them.

The McCain campaign had also put out the story that Mother Teresa “convinced” Cindy to bring home two orphans from Bangladesh in 1991.

Mrs. McCain, it turns out, never met Mother Teresa on that trip. (Once contacted by the Monitor, the campaign revised the story on its website.)

1 comment August 20th, 2008

“There’s Going To Be More Wars”

Buchanan: “He will make Cheney look like Ghandi.”

Add comment August 10th, 2008

Uppity Negro

David Gergen nails what is going on.

Add comment August 3rd, 2008